Thursday, August 18, 2011

24 Wheels, 24 Beers and 2 Queers


You can always tell when summer is starting to wind down. It starts getting darker earlier. The CornFest is just around the corner. Back to school adds all over the place.... and of course, attendance on Wednesday nights starts to improve! We had 12 riders this week for a change after a few pathetic weeks of poor attendance.

The CRC gang did the usual ride through dryer trails this week at Morton then on to Malden for a few laps. The night was relatively average until the gang decided to do one last ride through the bottom singletrack of Malden. After gathering some data here's what I put together: Jay went one way, Ali went the other way..... the trail joined back up. (Who would have thought? LOL)

Apparently there was a collision where the bikes rubbed, one guys tire got stuck in the other guys crank... the tube poppped... after which there was some yelling and a near slap-fest. Wow does that sound gay! Guys, if I wanted to see 2 queers grappling in spandex I'll just stick to UFC.

Thanks to Jason Lamb for returning to provide a lovely selection of beer. Jim is next for beers, then Smitty.

3 comments:

  1. well done Jeremy. Or one guy's crank got stuck in another guy's tire.

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  2. Was an accident and not harm meant to a good friend. See everyone next week in my hot pink spandex.

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  3. Well, having witnessed the whole event, I find Jeremy's account alarmingly accurate... who knew his imagination was so vivid! Jay: leave your wife's spandex at home please, we don't need any injuries next week (like guys pulling muscles, laughing their asses off!).

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