Ok, definitely the hottest night of the year. You know it is hot when the nighttime low is 85 degrees. Hard to believe that we are in mid-July (according to Jay summer is almost done) and we can't ride the trails due to wetness. So we opted for a road ride. Only 6 brave riders showed up to ride in the heat. Amazingly, Mr. Heat did not make an appearance but his cousin did. We are going to start an Ali bike shorts fund. If you have ridden behind him lately I don't need to explain. Thanks to Mark for cooking up the great meal and Jay for the Sol. Next up for beers is Ali then Jeremy. Thought I would add Jay's thoughts about who would ride and who wouldn't tonight just in case you didn't get his email.
Jer get your sleep, you do need it for your health and well being, and ovaries!
Rob, camp where ever and enjoy it, but don't let Patty do all the work.
Dave, be lame and rub Barb's belly wuss.
Ian, you will likely show, unless your labia tightens
Jim, APB has been sent out already.
Craig, unpack to pack for Sat. gimp.
Russ, your back might tighten up and then your boobies will be out of whack.
Mike, man up and bring your big boy pants
Ali, you will come, but be so effing late that you will be on time for next week.
Liam, you are still a stud and need to come out for beers! Or bring for your week.
Mark, no worries
Arthur, ditto above
Sincerely,
Mr. Heat
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