Great Weather - Excellent Trails - BUT where was everyone?

Great Weather  - Excellent Trails - BUT where was everyone?

There were only four shows to start on a beautiful evening -- so we waited for the laggards - Jay! - but no more shows & so we departed at 6.45 pm!
- & without the overly enthusiastic rider - Ian - with his new bike - but no shoes, shorts ---& presumably no underwear! - but he did NOT lock himself out unlike ---! - so he goes back home to ---?

The trails were in awesome shape - the best so far in terms of traction & speed! Jer was leading! -& Well - there was no usual school stuff chattering as the "busy teachers" were a no show! - assume they were away on a field trip of some kind---!

--& hold it! The rider -Ian - with the missing shoes & biking knickers catches up with the group! That was fast -- Wonder how did it! --oh, of course the "New Bike"! - nuclear powered & self guided!

So Ian takes the lead --& takes us out of Morton at a fast pace-- via the barrel route --& on to Malden, where Rob - yes, he showed up - took us through his preferred trail!- & it was good - unlike the half-baked/hearted rides we have been doing there lately! - alas - no hills!

Then it was time to indulge in - the Rolling Rock Beer - by special request for who else - Jer! -& chips- complements of Arthur! Thank you. Again no shows of any thirsty beverage consumers! Only Mark showed up -minus the chips- as he has a note from the doctor! - he looks & sounds just fine! - & do not know why he is not riding!

Well let us hope the chumps show up for the next ride!

Better late than never!

Cheers!